"I'm sorry. I only meant to scratch."

Tonight at 'Tuesday at the park!' I became Nature Queen Extraordinare. That's right, your eyes are not deceiving you, I lived harmoniously with nature (including the flitting gnats and ambitious ants) once I donned my head with a crown made of flowers. You know, the small grassy blossoms you make crowns for little girls out of. It's at the end of Possession, so naturally it has always been a goal of mine to be able to construct such a crown. For some reason the ability has always escaped me, but tonight I caught on and gripped tight. I knitted and knotted my tiara together with determination and placed it atop my head. Next I found a piece of coarse sticky grass to wedge between my thumbs and blew through them into cupped hands, creating an obnoxious sound similar to a duck in turmoil. As I was walking home, because 'I am quite fond of walking,' I discovered a perfect stick to hold while I walked. Strong enough that I could hit trees (love hits, not destructive hits) and leaves with it but not too strong that I had a natural disaster type effect on my surroundings. With each step I took down the street another car passed holding my dear park company in it, until I hit the scientific construct and they had all successfully retreated. I took small joy in my brisk walk by porches inhabited by 20-somethings, knowing they could spot my white flower crown that still adorned my brunette hair...I may be 19 years of age but maybe a [more weed-like] daisy chain does make me feel like I am beautiful.